Did you hear about the ..
Tuesday, July 10th, 2007Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.
Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! ‘Owl be seeing you later.’
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!
What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive ? The witch !
Witch l: “How do you manage to stay in shape? ” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”
Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.