Category Archive for 'Witch jokes'

Did you hear about the ..

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

What do you call a witch ..

Friday, June 29th, 2007

What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.

Why did the witch keep ..

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

How does a witch make ..

Monday, June 11th, 2007

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! ‘Owl be seeing you later.’

What would you get if ..

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!

What happened to the ..

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.

What do you call a witch ..

Monday, April 30th, 2007

What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.

Who went into a witche’s ..

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive ? The witch !

Witch l: “How ..

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Witch l: “How do you manage to stay in shape? ” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”

Why won’t a witch ..

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.