Funny Jokes Blog

Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen? !!!

Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.

Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn’t mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn’t complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction manual.

OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman’s means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.

Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!

An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

My wife asked me “What’s on the TV? ” - I said, “Dust!”

Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend’s just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks’ time?

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, “Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ” The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.” The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, “Dad, why are wedding dresses […]