Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. “Now what should I do? ” His mother has an idea. “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal? ” He thought this […]
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.
Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A ‘Real Woman’ would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. “Honey,” she said to her husband, “when I get my way, that’s a compromise.” “What is it when I get my way? ” he was quick to ask. She replied, “That’s a miracle!”
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!