Yo mama’s house ..
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already? ”
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..