Category Archive for 'Yo momma jokes'

Yo mama’s house ..

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo Mama so fat she gives ..

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

Yo mama so bald even ..

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Your momma is so fat ..

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

Yo mama so short she ..

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so fat she looks ..

Friday, November 9th, 2007

Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama house so small ..

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama so fat when ..

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so ugly when ..

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already? ”

yo mama’s teeth ..

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..