Funny Jokes Blog

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don’t like to change anything.

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don’t you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I’m, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they’re done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.