January 21st, 2008
Did you hear about the ..
Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.
January 21st, 2008
Q. How did the blonde ..
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
January 21st, 2008
Knock Knock Who’s ..
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !
January 21st, 2008
A friend of mine told ..
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he’d quit — seems they’d matched him up with his wife.
January 21st, 2008
Patient (to cosmetic ..
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
January 21st, 2008
Have you got any broken ..
Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn’t be so clumsy!
January 21st, 2008
Doctor, doctor, I keep ..
Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?
January 21st, 2008
Have you heard about ..
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
January 21st, 2008
I live in a semi-rural ..
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
