Funny Jokes Blog

How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.

What followed the dinosaur ? It’s tail !

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond. Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Coco, pull!” Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull!” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. “Well… Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.